April 2012
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
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WHEN SOMEONE GETS SERVED AT THE BAR BEFORE ME BUT...
howdoiputthisgently: SOBER: DRUNK:
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“I hoped for nothing. And yet I lived in expectation.”
– Stanisław Lem (via joannastarks)
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